SERIOUS THEATRE
With Real Actors
Vernar Trudit
Theatre is the language that the erudites must talk to the simples.
ABOUT
Bring light to your community
Serious Theatre With Real Actors is an initiative to bring theatralism in the culturally depressed parts of the world. Started by the National Theatrality Observatory of the United Nations, the program provides grants to actors of excellence who have mastered the art of theatre in order to address the people of the world who might never have had an intelligent conversation. They come to local theatre to spread culture and knowledge through the universality of theatre.
"I've never realize how pointless my life was until that performance. It helped me realize we're all here for nothing"
Christian Baptist
"I had a weird feelings. I'm not sure I understood everything, but I think I got it. They said it was about my mom. I've called my mom today, and we talked. I felt weird. I don't know."
Roger Ehert
"It was interesting. I mean, I missed the middle because I fell asleep, but overall it was ... interesting. There was a lot of yelling and a pendulum. I liked the lady at the box office."
Bernard Schumer
PERFORMANCES
Local intervention
If your region is equipped with a "theatre", we will send a few of our performers of excellence to inhabit and embody Theatre. Well versed in more than 12,000 plays, they'll select based on the bodies in the room the one that will most accurately address the turmoil of the sad lives of your dimming community members. We perform only short extracts of the plays to avoid permanently shattering the fragile minds of the audience. The performance will be followed up by a talk-back where the audience misunderstanding of the play will be corrected.
INTERVENTION
Radical reformation
If your community is severely isolated and classified by your federal government as affected by intellectual disaster and ravaged education, we recommend a radical reformation. This program takes course over 6 months where every villager is expected to cease their daily activity and volunteer to help (re)build a proper theatre space that will culminate in the performance of a single life changing play. The communities that have been radically reformed have all expressed their newly acquired understanding of their existance.
ONE ON ONE
Changing the world, one human at a time
For the most desperate case, in which populace has connected on an instinctual level to the uselessness of their being and are broken society cog because of the weight of their limited understanding, we offer one on one emergency transformation.
This will require that your town isolate itself from any outside experience (TV, movies, books, visits...) for a 2 year period during which our performers will enter each home to perform in situ improvised material constituted of cuts of all the plays they know. Once a home has been enlightened, they will not be allowed to interact with any of the yet to be enlightened ones. One household at a time, the course of the existential doom will be corrected. The sooner this type of intervention can be taken, the more effective it is. Don't wait. Don't wait. Don't wait.
CONTACT ME
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